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Monday, February 19, 2007

When you're down...

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... and troubled,












And you need some loving care,












And nothing,












nothing is going right.












Close your eyes












and think of me:


































And soon... I will be there












To brighten up even your darkest night ...









(Poor Britney Spears. I feel like I'm watching The Wall in real life.)

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Friday, February 16, 2007

Best Hip-Hop Video Ever

This is the hottest *ish out there right now. Make sure you get the CD when the album drops. I give you "Speak - the Hungarian Rapper":



(Personally, I hate posting this in jest. These guys were really trying to do something positive here... however poorly it came out.)

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

On Idiocracy: Idiots and Immigration?

I normally don't do this, but I felt compelled to pen a few words on a movie I downloaded rented recently, Mike Judge's Idiocracy.

For those of you who are not familiar with the film, the plot basically runs like this:
  • Joe (played by Luke Wilson) is pretty average... an average Joe.
  • Joe gets frozen in a military experiment.
  • Military experiment goes wrong and Joe is frozen for 500 years.
  • While Joe is frozen, natural selection takes a turn for the worst and the most inane yet fertile (ie: the Jerry Springer crowd) reproduce at rapid rates, while the DINKs of the world fail to procreate at relatively proportional levels. Thus, ridding of the world of intelligence and culture as we know it.
  • Joe awakens to a world full of imbeciles (and Carl Jr's) and is left to fend for himself as the smartest man in the world.
It's a cute premise and the treatment is smart. Take for example, the fact that the America of 2505 is running out of food because they failed to see the pitfalls of watering their crops with Brawndo, a Gatorade-like sports beverage that centers its marketing campaign around the mantra, "Brawndo has what plants crave: Electrolytes."

So yes, I enjoyed the movie more than I thought I would. And after seeing it again, I am convinced that Mike Judge knows how to make a film. Office Space was not a brilliant fluke. But something about the film left an odd taste in my mouth. But I think I finally put my finger on it.

If you watch the movie closely, you will notice that a majority of the envisioned U.S. population at 2505 are of Mexican (or generally Hispanic) descent. I didn't think much of this at first... in fact, I honestly didn't view it as an intentional artistic choice of the director. But then again, I'm no stranger to race agnosticism. I've missed things like this before.

Yes, most of the extras are dark skinned (although there are few blacks, if I remember right). Everyone had with at least one Hispanic surname. And even the traveling announcer, who gets no face time in the film.... had ample opportunity to announce the entrance of President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho (himself a former extreme wrestler and porn star) while speaking in a thick Mexican-American accent, complete with a occasional "homles" thrown in.

But what is the director trying to tell us here, if anything?

To be honest, I believe Mike Judge is making a statement on immigration, independent of the general devolution theme. Of course, I didn't think of him trying to intimate that more Mexicans across the U.S. border = more idiots. But he's clearly painting a picture of an America that looks a lot different culturally than we know it.

You have to remember that Mr. Judge was born and raised in New Mexico and is now living in Texas. You can't go for that long and in that part of America without having strong feelings about immigration, one way or another. Whether or not he is communicating an principled warning or a cultural inevitability --- I believe it's all left to personal interpretation (Read: It's late and I'm punting here). But I can definitely assert that it's all funny in the end.

(God, I love racist humor)

P.S. - I finally got a new playlist up! Have a look at it to your right. (No Marc, your other right)

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Sunday, February 11, 2007

Shades of Blackness (Updated)

So I had a rather lengthy post that sought to reconcile the media distribution methods of today with the pace of our collective cultural aging...

(Bottom Line Up Front: A decade's worth of events are now experienced every 3 to 4 years)

But instead, I ran across this SNL clip and just had to post it. For you Obama fans, you'll enjoy this:



Update: After watching the video again, I wanted to add this point to the post:

What's really fascinating to me is how Darrell Hammond refrained from darkening his skin for the sketch. He pulled off a convincing Jesse Jackson, yet, steered clear of any blackface pitfalls. Yes, it would have made sense to darken his skin to play a black public figure (and Jesse Jackson is rather light-skinned)... but he pulled it off without needing it. Hats off to Darrell Hammond.

I'm really not the "PC-Nazi" sort of guy, but as a Black man, I find this really encouraging... and I'm not sure exactly why.

Oh, and the sketch was damn funny too.

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Just When Justin Timberlake Couldn't Get Any Cooler...

I present to you, Dick in a Box... Live w/ Andy Samberg! (at MSG)

(Click the image below to play)

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Monday, February 05, 2007

Yeah, his numbers are THAT bad

I usually don't go for this sort of stuff... top 10 lists and such are starting to bore me. But this one is a classic:

Things with an approval rating higher than President Bush - Courtesy of Radar Online.

This is, of course, coupled with the news that Dubya's approval ratings are now at 28%. I mean, gawd damn... do you know how bad that really is? I mean, it's only four points shy of the all-time low held by Richard Nixon (who was not such a bad President at all).

Look, I know there's a lot to say about President Bush, but you all have to admit.... he's really smart.

...

And if that didn't make your head hurt, I now present to you - Man Balancing Baby.

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